Deal or No Deal

November 9th, 2007 was my first audience experience with Deal or No Deal. January 17th, 2008 was my second and March 18th, 2008 was my final encounter with Mr. Howie Mandel. My first experience was uneventful, except I learned a mighty good lesson: eat before coming. You're lucky to be given candy at those things to keep you from falling asleep. Also, pretty girls in sexy dresses get paid more. Don't ask. My 2nd experience was amazing because the American Gladiators were there. OMG!! Titan had huge thighs and Helga was a beast, but most importantly, Wolf was there. I liked to think that he was checking me out the whole time...but really, he was sitting across from me. I was a little star-struck. It was like meeting Superman. I was so exicted I texted my friend Kate immediately when I finished. She replied, "I'm escorting Alan Alda". And so are the days of our lives. My final day was the best because the episode was Star Wars themed. Now, I haven't seen all the Star Wars films, but this was pretty cool. Storm Troopers instead of models, Darth Vader instead of the banker, and special guest Carrie Fisher. The funniest part is that Carrie Fisher was doing a Play in Berkeley that Kate was assisting with and had no clue that Carrie Fisher was in LA doing Deal or No Deal. That means that Kate and I both saw Carrie Fisher the same day in two different cities. What other two friends on earth could possibly claim that? Oh Deal or No Deal...it was fun while it lasted, but you don't feed me and my ass is tired from sitting.